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Bertha Russell would never ask what it costs. The Style File: a Gilded Age drawing room, priced piece by piece. A birdcage bookcase for books I haven’t read. A gilt mirror that makes my reflection look like it has staff. A chandelier that&rsqu
A lemon squeezer, because the old one made a weird sound. A python bag I "forgot" I pre-ordered. Silver boots a size too big that lived in my office for two months. And a $189 nightlight I warned my husband about, which is how you know I'm
Five things I bought and the lies that came with them. A crystal ball and no questions about my credit score. A candelabra and a dinner party I’ll cancel at 4 PM. Books and the personality I bought with them. A ring and a husband who believes i
Kris wore it to a premiere. I’d wear it with Dr Jarts Cryo Rubber face mask to answer the door for my Uber Eats Chipotle delivery. #krisjenner #allsfair #redcarpet #overpricedopinions
Stolen flowers, sealed lawsuits and a diss track with three words. Salt Lake City, recapped. Which one’s your toxic trait? Mine’s the teapot. #RHOSLC #RealHousewivesOfSaltLakeCity #Bravoholics #glamkittens #overpricedopinions

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